THE GOBLIN CITY GRUB

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GOBLIN ARMY BITES & SCRAPS

Tenders of the Tower
Crispy golden fried chicken strips served with a selection of Goblin-made sauces — smoky, spicy, or strange.
Perfect for sharing… if you can trust your tablemates.

 

Skin-on Fries with Goblin Dust
Hand-cut fries tossed in Cajun salt and chaos.
Beware: addictive.

 

JUNK LADIES’ JACKETS!

A delicious warming jacket potato, piled up with the toppings of your choice ..

 

Topping options:

• Cheese

• Beans

• Tuna

• Beef Chilli

• Vegan chilli

• Coleslaw

(All above is GF, comes with 2 toppings)

 

THE WISEMANS WARMING AUTUMN SOUPS

• Tomato, red pepper & basil

• Carrot & ginger

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BOWIES PIZZAS

All pizza’s available on a GF base.

 

Starman Slice

(Black olives, mozzarella, prosciutto “flowers”, goats cheese, edible glitter optional)

A cosmic twist on classic flavours—shimmering like the stars themselves.

 

Goblin Garden Slice (V)

(Green pesto, mushrooms, broccolini florets, artichokes, Parmesan, parsley)

A verdant delight for those wandering through the labyrinth of greens.

 

Firestarter Feast

(Nduja, pepperoni, red chilli, roasted red peppers)

A blazing, bold pizza for the daring adventurer who loves a little heat.

 

Crystal Orb Garlic Bread (V)

(Garlic butter, rosemary, mini mozzarella balls)

Mystical, melty, and irresistible—like peering into a magical future.

 

FUNKY FIREY’S CARIBBEAN

 

Fiery Jerk Chicken

 Juicy chicken thighs, marinated for 48 hours in a spellbinding jerk potion, then flame-glazed and served with enchanted jerk mayo. Served with Rice, in a wrap or on top of Mac & Cheese.

 

Cursebreaker’s Curry Goat

 Tender goat, slow-brewed for four hours in a rich Caribbean curry — a dish worthy of the Goblin King’s banquet. Served with Rice, in a wrap or on top of Mac & Cheese.

 

Veggie Enchantment (Ve)

 Jackfruit, peppers, aubergine, and courgette roasted in our magical jerk marinade, glazed in smoky sauce, and paired with vegan jerk mayo. Served with Rice, in a wrap or on top of Mac & Cheese.

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Honeyed Duck of Deception

 Shredded duck cloaked in our award-winning honey spice, drizzled with hoisin and scattered with sesame — sweet enough to trick even Hoggle. Served with Rice, in a wrap or on top of Mac & Cheese.

 

Mac of Eternal Comfort

 A rich and creamy buttermilk mac ‘n’ cheese with a Caribbean twist, topped with a golden cheesy crust. Served with Rice, in a wrap or on top of Mac & Cheese.

 

BURGERS FROM THE CITY GATES

 

The Forge Burger
Buttermilk fried chicken drenched in fiery buffalo sauce, blue cheese crumble, sweet pickled celery, and lettuce in a toasted brioche bun.

 Forged in flame and made for brave souls who walk the Labyrinth.

 

The King’s Guard
Buttermilk fried chicken with smoky chipotle mayo, sticky bacon jam, and crisp lettuce on a soft brioche bun.
Fuel for Jareth’s fiercest fighters.

 

 The Ironworks Stack
Buttermilk fried chicken glazed with tangy BBQ sauce, molten cheddar, and lettuce in a brioche bun.
Built from the chaos and clatter of the Goblin City streets.

 

The Trickster (V)
Crisp fried halloumi, fresh greens, and sweet chilli slime in a brioche bun.
Mischief never tasted this good. 

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SNACK SHACK 

Serving Drinks & Snacks like crisps, chocolate bars and sandwiches. Warm Sausage Rolls and Cornish pasties also available! 

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